SO FUCKING ITCHY
Do you have any idea how itchy this is?
DO YOU?
No.
No, I’m shaving this tonight. Fuck this for a game of tennis. I can’t sleep. I can’t write. I can’t read. All I do with my life is scratch, scratch, scratchy-skritch-scratch.
I’m dying here.
Aaron Dembski-Bowden 
You look like James Hetfield lol :p
Once this would have made Aaron so happy. But now…
I AM THE TABLE!
I AM THE TABLE!
God, it makes Frantic sound like Unforgiven.
Yes i do know how itchy it can get, my beard does that to me a lot and i just have to shave the thing off but instantly regret it because it makes me look like a 12yr old 😦
You look so, so much like one of my other friends that I still suspect you are actually him. You sound like him, too.
Stop it.
I see what you mean.
If it wasn’t for the fact that it’s highly unlikely that one could be a tour manager and a novellist at the same time, I would be suspicious.
I feel your pain, dude. I was stupid enough to actually partake in the Movember movement and my usually oh-so-virginal face was covered by ugly, itching moustache. After one month of rocking that facial hair you can’t imagine the pleasure I had when I shaved. My wife told me I look like a girl but it was well worth it.
Shave it man, SHAVE IT!
Splendid ‘do, bro.
I’m in a similar predicament. The clippers come out in the morning, despite the temperature having plunged lately. It’s just not worth dealing with the head hair anymore.
Sex face?
I actually thought you shaved your head because you didn’t have much hair worth talking about. How wrong I was. Now I feel like I should congratulate you for not actually being bald. Like that’s a rare thing. Not being bald. Hmmm.
As a man who is also not bald, I believe it is a wonderful thing. So congratulations to my fellow-non-baldness-being-person, Mr Dembski-Bowden. Well done indeed.
In the interests of political correctness, I should probably add that there’s nothing wrong with baldness, premature or otherwise. I should add that, but I won’t, on the grounds that- BALDY! BALDY! *slaps head and runs away*
i know exactly how you feel. any longer than a #4 it just starts. open clipper back and sides and i feel clean again.
I don’t get why you need hair to play tennis?Unless I paint my bald head yellow no one mistakes it for the ball,yet…
I say shave it,do you really want to start having to buy shampoo again?
Oh my no–god, I have this in my armpits at the moment! Have you been secretly rubbing your head in my armpits?
Or perhaps Nurgle has gotten to me :-(.
I remember you saying that bald men were superior to men with hair for a number of reasons. Now your in our domain, and its not treating you well. Hahaha
LotN
“I don’t advise a haircut. All hairdressers are in the employ of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain.”
Wise words from a demented drug dealer.
People might make fun of a guy who goes bald, but you only make fun of a guy who shaves his head once.
Hey, Aaron!
Just wanted to let you know that i translate “Soul Hunter” in Russian. Hope it doesn’t come as a big fat surprise 😉 Feel free to contact me in case of… whatever. Terrific work, BTW!
Cheers!
Ju