Aaron Dembski-Bowden

Don't worry. None of this blood is mine.

SO FUCKING ITCHY

Do you have any idea how itchy this is?

DO YOU?

No.

No, I’m shaving this tonight. Fuck this for a game of tennis. I can’t sleep. I can’t write. I can’t read. All I do with my life is scratch, scratch, scratchy-skritch-scratch.

I’m dying here.

December 6, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized

18 Comments »

  1. You look like James Hetfield lol :p

    Comment by Mark-Anthony Fenech | December 6, 2011 | Reply

    • Once this would have made Aaron so happy. But now…

      I AM THE TABLE!
      I AM THE TABLE!

      God, it makes Frantic sound like Unforgiven.

      Comment by G | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  2. Yes i do know how itchy it can get, my beard does that to me a lot and i just have to shave the thing off but instantly regret it because it makes me look like a 12yr old😦

    Comment by Andrew Lee Foster | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  3. You look so, so much like one of my other friends that I still suspect you are actually him. You sound like him, too.

    Stop it.

    Comment by Sarah Cawkwell | December 6, 2011 | Reply

    • I see what you mean.

      If it wasn’t for the fact that it’s highly unlikely that one could be a tour manager and a novellist at the same time, I would be suspicious.

      Comment by edfortune | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  4. I feel your pain, dude. I was stupid enough to actually partake in the Movember movement and my usually oh-so-virginal face was covered by ugly, itching moustache. After one month of rocking that facial hair you can’t imagine the pleasure I had when I shaved. My wife told me I look like a girl but it was well worth it.

    Shave it man, SHAVE IT!

    Comment by Pauli Leppisaari | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  5. Splendid ‘do, bro.

    Comment by Tim Kenyon | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  6. I’m in a similar predicament. The clippers come out in the morning, despite the temperature having plunged lately. It’s just not worth dealing with the head hair anymore.

    Comment by Khestra the Unbeheld | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  7. Sex face?

    Comment by noodlerocker | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  8. I actually thought you shaved your head because you didn’t have much hair worth talking about. How wrong I was. Now I feel like I should congratulate you for not actually being bald. Like that’s a rare thing. Not being bald. Hmmm.

    Comment by Nazaradine | December 6, 2011 | Reply

    • As a man who is also not bald, I believe it is a wonderful thing. So congratulations to my fellow-non-baldness-being-person, Mr Dembski-Bowden. Well done indeed.

      In the interests of political correctness, I should probably add that there’s nothing wrong with baldness, premature or otherwise. I should add that, but I won’t, on the grounds that- BALDY! BALDY! *slaps head and runs away*

      Comment by Graeme | December 7, 2011 | Reply

  9. i know exactly how you feel. any longer than a #4 it just starts. open clipper back and sides and i feel clean again.

    Comment by AtrumAngelus | December 6, 2011 | Reply

  10. I don’t get why you need hair to play tennis?Unless I paint my bald head yellow no one mistakes it for the ball,yet…
    I say shave it,do you really want to start having to buy shampoo again?

    Comment by Bigwill | December 7, 2011 | Reply

  11. Oh my no–god, I have this in my armpits at the moment! Have you been secretly rubbing your head in my armpits?

    Or perhaps Nurgle has gotten to me😦.

    Comment by 〇rlandο Gοdhand〇 (@Kodanshi) | December 7, 2011 | Reply

  12. I remember you saying that bald men were superior to men with hair for a number of reasons. Now your in our domain, and its not treating you well. Hahaha

    LotN

    Comment by Lord of the Night | December 9, 2011 | Reply

  13. “I don’t advise a haircut. All hairdressers are in the employ of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain.”

    Wise words from a demented drug dealer.

    Comment by 〇rlandο Gοdhand〇 (@Kodanshi) | December 13, 2011 | Reply

  14. People might make fun of a guy who goes bald, but you only make fun of a guy who shaves his head once.

    Comment by J-P | December 13, 2011 | Reply

  15. Hey, Aaron!

    Just wanted to let you know that i translate “Soul Hunter” in Russian. Hope it doesn’t come as a big fat surprise😉 Feel free to contact me in case of… whatever. Terrific work, BTW!

    Cheers!

    Ju

    Comment by Ju | December 15, 2011 | Reply


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