Nothing Says “You’re having a baby girl…”
…like your mum sending you a huge box of baby clothes that she’s been buying, in preparation for grandmotherhood.
Booties! Pink baby booties!
Jesus, this is all getting a bit scary.
I mean, it’s funny, I can’t stop smiling most of the time. But it’s also scary. Once, I forgot to eat for over 24 hours. That bodes ill for parenthood.
But look at the booties!
What I like best is that it shows I’ve not trimmed my facial hair in over a month. Wait. How long? I think it’s only 2 weeks, now I think about it. Feels like longer. Whatever.
This was actually the second photo I took. The first one was ruined, because I heard our cat Loken meowing in that weird, wailing way that sounds like a FUCKING BANSHEE OUTSIDE HOWLING MY NAME.
For the record, here’s the first one.