Hey. Hey, you. Name this bear.
This is Annah. Her real name is Savannah. Increasingly, I just call her Scout.
Other names include: Chubbs, Chubbalina, Chubbalina Fatface of Plumpington, and Bubbles. Or, as her brother Shakes calls her, Z’vanna.
I made her. I’m given to understand that Katie helped. Annah is a modestly sized human baby-being, who spends her time teething, crying, and demanding to be carried around like some sort of Ptolemaic queen, like I was her fucking litter bearer or something.
Look at that morose bear, right there. What’s his name? I don’t know. Help me, internet people.
Name that bear. The best suggestion wins.
Aaron Dembski-Bowden 
She is beautiful! Congratulations!
I love naming things! I have two suggestions:
1) Caramel the Churlish
2) Butterscotch the Comforter
That bear right there, that bear is a Chauncey Von Snuffles, if I ever saw one.
Brown face
Chongo
well you and the bear do share a passing resemblance so “Grumbles the Deadline passer” has a nice ring to it …. or you could take the easy way out and go with Lotara, Cyrene , or any of the other female characters you’ve given birth to in your book
Mr Cuddlesworth Esq
or
Mortimer
after Mortimer “Morte” Rictusgrin
(Planescape Torment RPG FTW)
He looks like a Gustav to me.
Ruffian
Sethington Smythe….
Leonard Bearnstein
Considering the recent news, Lemmy?
Baron Von Teddywinkle
Your child’s custodian bear should be given a name denoting its stature, such as:
Rogal Dorn, Ferrus Manus, Ezrah, Mkvenner, Colm, Macaroth, Malcador, Ibram, Arbites Dredd…
Belgium. Or Scrambles the Death Dealer.
Ragamuffin!
Morris. Morose Morris
Stuffedmosis the Unassuming, greatest pharaoh Annahgyptus
Doctor Shaggathaggron’rhulagh’f’hagûn McFluffy…. Dr. Shaggy McFluffy.
Kharn the Betrayer. Just look at those cold dead eyes filled with unholy rage.
Abearddon
Swede McButlerhead.
Dr. Teddington Von Cuddlesworth
That would be Atticus, surely. Smiles.
Bjorn the bear-handed
Bamse, (kinda pronounced ‘bamsa’) – it’s Danish for teddy bear 🙂
Or I might even suggest my favourite bear’s name – Snoozles! Or Emperor Cuddlebuns…
Chuckles the Discombobulated, Devourer of Souls.
Chuck for short.
Byre
Undecimus? 😛
McLoving perhaps?
Sevatar the Bearatar, obvs.
My instinct is to go for “Bear” but I am the person who called their family pets by their proper nouns and I can appreciate if you don’t want to confuse matters in that way. Bjorn works as an obvious on the nose alternative but I am on an inuit bender for naming at the moment so there is “K’eyush” which means bear cub or the much easier to pronounce “Shesh” and “Sos”which means brown bear or just bear respectively.
Aisling
I’m feeling Jimbo. But when have my feelings ever counted for anything on the Internet? Anyway, how much say does Katie have in this? I’ve always imagined that you’d be slightly whipped (especially while you’re raising two kids), so probably a fair bit. But are you two wanting a more feminine name since it’s for your daughter? Or just whatever takes your fancy?
Mumbles
Ursus Claw? That way when she is older she can shout “fire the ursus claw” whilst launching it at someone’s head, and as she is little it will be cute as opposed to pre-meditated assault.
Otherwise Abearddon
Chubbacca?
The ones that sprung to mind:
Bob, Damien, Lord Gort the Angry, Rudolph, Huggy, Argh, Gorefiend, Snuggles.
Either Gorefiend, or Snuggles.
Geoff.
Dan 😉
Bearbarossa.
Bloodbutter the Everchurned.
He reminds me of Marvin The Paranoid Android. So Marvin.
The bear reminds me of Marvin The Paranoid Android. So Marvin.
Saul Tarvitz
Or
Centuribear
Doogum
He should be Malcador, because that would make her…
Roosevelt, or Rosy, for short
That bear needs a cool name, so here are my suggestions. Jonathan Joseph (JoJo for short), Spike Spiegel. DIOOOOO! Bubbles, although that could be confusing.
Although I’d personally name it Tezcatlipoca, or Poca for short. An angry Aztec god who commanded jaguars to eat all the giants on earth.
Ogma of the Tuatha Dé Danann.
Philadelphia the Bear. Or Marvin. Or Moriarty.
Why not name it after the 13 Apostle, Rufus? Also, greetings from Arizona, Aaron; a wretched hive of scum and villainy that’s so damn bright that nocturnal life styles become preferable.
Bjorn?
Maugetar – harvester of bad dreams.
Or Slaine.
Dan Abnett
Definitely a Monty or Montgomery to strangers.