My Dream 40K Series
I want to write a really tedious novel series about a new Space Marine Chapter being founded, with all the difficult red tape that’d come with it. They’d be called something rad, like the Angels Numinous, or the Blood Eagles, or the Painful Dolphins (or whatever).
The first few novels would be about finding a worthy world to recruit from, and the initiates taken to begin training; deals sworn with Navigator Houses on Holy Terra to get the pilots they need; the veterans of other Chapters helping out to train and lead the recruits; the secret oaths Techmarines have to swear in order to get trained on Mars before returning to their Chapter; and the difficulties of training regulated Marine battle-psykers for a proper Librarium. Then it would go into their first crusade, and the harrowing attrition rate as they’re thrown into the maw of a subsector lost to open rebellion.
The main antagonist would be a pen-pushing office clerk high-up in the Adeptus Terra, who thwarts the new Chapter’s rise because he doesn’t like their colour scheme. He ultimately wins, when the Marine Lord of the Blood Eagles (or Painful Dolphins, remember) gets a memo on his data-slate ordering the immediate disbanding of his Chapter, despite the fact he’s in the middle of a war.
The second trilogy would cover the remaining members of the Chapter reacclimatising to Imperial life in various manufactories and offices, essentially working in 40K-style call centres. One of them might have a gambling problem, or something. Either way, it’d be super-deep.
Roll credits.
I eagerly await my Nebula Award, thanks.
I’d read that. But seriously a book about the founding of the Chapter could be incredibly interesting. You should go about how ever you authors get to write the things you want and do it.
I would not be against that idea at all
Am I the only one who has an ad for Woolite at the end?
I totally want that ad. It’s not fair that I don’t get it.
I want you to just get on and write the shit you actually have to do. How’d that be hmm?
I would buy it.
The high clerck could be similar to a dark, twisted Sir Humphrey Appleby of “yes Minister” with touches of Malcolm Tucker from “The thick of It” bossing people arround arrogantly….. All worried about budgets and accumulating staff & power… Indeed, a fine story to read….
I’d read that, or at least half of it. How much material do the archives contain about the founding of a chapter. Can’t recall many references to it in the fluff to date.
I dont know if it counts but you could look into the “Rites of Battle” sourcebook for Deathwatch
It also gives you all the steps to make your own 😛
I want to see Office Space with Space Marines now for some reason.
Do it Aaron! Just take my fucking money! *throws wallet at laptop screen* Oh shit…
Aaron i have been thinking about the same thing for years, that would be absoloute winner mate. A refreshing view on the imperium and its politics…..this would be amazing! Im in mate for sure
Damnit I had that exact idea as well! Apart from the appropriately imperial ending. Do it!
Why bother at all with the Astartes? I’d read a novel about an Administratum clerk, with the main antagonist being the never ending amount of paperwork that comes through the cogitator. A sequel could involve being transferred to another department.
I want to know more about this Ex-Marine with the gambling problem.. and who exactly do you send round to collect when he owes money.
The lesser known 4th part of the inquisition Ordos Repossesus, I hear High Inquisitor Vincent “Chainfist Vinnie” Luciazzo is always looking for a use for his ‘talents’ 😉
‘This is former Chapter Master Xulian Rex, you’re through to HSBC. How can I help you today.’
Hell yeah I’d read that. It’d be something totally different than other BL works. As good as they are, the battle novels are the same thing: doing well at beginning, almost defeated, narrowly win the fight. Good reads, but same plot.
This would be… radical. Want!!!
“They’d be called something rad, like the Angels Numinous, or the Blood Eagles, or the Painful Dolphins (or whatever).”
I love how i struggle to come up with a good chapter name for years and ADB smashes out 3 brilliant ones in a simple blog post
Now to come up with a good chapter symbol for my new Painful Dolphins!
Sounds like a good story about the 2nd or 11th. With a few liberties…
would be so cool to follow the creation of a new chapter!
I intend to massively misinterpret this novel on facebook.
Maybe you could touch on that age-old question of whether Space Marines can have sex, too. Then the novel would be complete.
Painful Dolphins – A large sword impaling a porpoise as it screams towards the sky… only way it could be imo 🙂
Sounds like the premise to a hilarious 40k webcomic. Hit up http://nachomon.deviantart.com/ and see if he is interested 😉
Is this the sort of post you put up when you haven’t been getting enough sleep?
No, I save extracts of novels for those times.
The call centre guy could go on to “who wants to be a millionare” in the 41st, and another could be wino in a back alley of a hive city after selling his Oolitic kidney on the black market allowing him to get drunk on cheap fake amesac. The story could be endless ADB!
Blood Eagles. That name rocks, this should be a chapter if it’s not one yet.
Terra entering a double dip recession would be a nice twist to the downward spiral of the chapter…
Painful Dolphins is a perfect name for SM Chapter.
Go for it. And don’t forget to add an assault marine booze addicted with crucial budget roblem (it’s quite exensive when you resist toxin).
But seriously, the born of new chapter sounds like great topic!!!
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