Aaron Dembski-Bowden

Don't worry. None of this blood is mine.

Fatherhood at 5:30am

Yeah, no, this looks like great fun to clean up. This is totally what I wanted to be doing at half-five in the morning.

Thanks, son.


…you kinda look like…



March 31, 2012 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , ,


  1. lol, ahh memories. Tired times! still…. you should have told us you an Kate were androids Aaron. It would have made alot more sense 😉 (did you get any writting done whilst your baby was sleeping in your arms?)

    Comment by Crispin Ozz (@Skilledhandz) | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  2. It’s the universe’s way of telling you that you should already have published Void Stalker. Not next month, but now.

    Comment by MegaSolipsist | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  3. Ha 🙂 That is hilarious. Been there, done that and in a few months will be doing so again. Believe me it does get better. I only started enjoying being a dad from about a year onwards.

    Comment by Xanthos | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  4. I hear that. My seven month old now sleeps still 7 most mornings but sometimes likes to remind me of the 5.30 starts.

    Comment by Dave Widden | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  5. Not bad, for a human…

    Comment by Muz | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  6. What’s scary is that he looks like he’s an Android Baby.

    Comment by Flying_Dutchman | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  7. This is were you start telling people your middle name is Weyland:

    Also: Aw, his little feet have ears. Aw.

    Comment by G | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  8. But at least he’s asleep again, right? 😉

    Comment by Cat | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  9. Oh the joys of fatherhood! Enjoy! 🙂 I’ll be joining the ranks of fathers…in like five years…or later haha, enjoying my single life.

    But seriously, all part of the father-gig. And 1) you can rub it in his face when he’s older and is mouthing off to you, and 2) he’s going to grow up with nerd influences, like Aliens 🙂 He may be a slobbering mess now, but think about when he’s 18! He’ll be…a slobbering mess over a game of WH40k? lol

    (I AM just poking you in the ribs with all of this)

    Comment by Christopher Meyer | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  10. Don’t take pic’s when he shit’s on you.

    Comment by ratmeatcuisine | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  11. Alexander has looked cuter i’m not gonna lie… still thats one for the photo book aaron – to pull out at his wedding lol 😛

    Comment by VDOG | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  12. He’s just prepping you for the teen years.

    Comment by ratmeatcuisine | March 31, 2012 | Reply

  13. still really cute imo…

    Comment by Daniel D | April 1, 2012 | Reply

  14. Aaron you rotton bastard
    still i laughed my arse off

    Comment by chris | April 1, 2012 | Reply

  15. Aww, wait until he poops on you!

    Comment by John the Great | April 2, 2012 | Reply

  16. Ah, the weeks-old spit ups. I miss those. Once they hit six months they look even more like Bishop. And then you start to add foods…

    Comment by Rene Rodriguez | April 4, 2012 | Reply

  17. Words of advice: When Alexander pukes in your keyboard, don’t throw it away. Apparently you can just toss it in the dishwasher and it’ll be fine. You have to let it dry really well after washing though. I learned this helpful tip a day after I tossed my puke filled keyboard and bought a new one.

    Also, good looking kid, sir.

    Comment by Wayne Snyder | April 4, 2012 | Reply

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