Aaron Dembski-Bowden

Don't worry. None of this blood is mine.

A Political Prisoner

January 12, 2012 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , ,


  1. Love it good sir. As someone who trembles before the mighty Overlord. The Muppets are real master, and the saw is in the cake. just in case it’s required.

    On another note have i got Urzas teaching blade practice to new initiates yet? 🙂

    Signed random fan who harassed you at Gamesday.

    Comment by Keneth | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  2. Well, that’s made my day.

    Comment by binkythebomb | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  3. Thanks a bunch Aaron…..now I have to sit in the corner for half an hour to work out all the laughter when I’m supposed to be at work.

    Plus….you were totally justified for beating the crap out of that idiot….of course the Muppets are real…I’d have done the same in that situation….only with less swearing and probably less fisticuffs.

    However, now I shall you use as a threat against any that might oppose me!

    Comment by Xhalax | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  4. Thanks ADB for brightening what was turning out to be a shit day – keep on fighting dude!

    Comment by Rob Perkins | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  5. Actually lolled hard, got home from work and got myself a nice laugh, tx!

    Comment by Daniel D | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  6. One word: Boss

    Comment by Brongar | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  7. Totally thought you got busted speeding again. Bloody Twitter links. However, no less believable than the other stories on the BBC news website.

    Also, we both need to speak to Orange. Their safe surf thing is blocking your blog and they seem to think I’m some sort of child.

    Comment by G | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  8. Weirdly enough, the vicar who spoke at my dad’s humanist funeral (no, I have no idea why either) was the guy who did Jim Hensons funeral, held in St Pauls Cathedral.

    Apparently there was a muppet in each alcove, and they would give eulogies from books they held when songs had been sung and others had spoken.

    And at the end?
    Big Bird flew down from the ceiling singing “It’s Not Easy Being Green”.
    Quite legendary.

    Comment by Joe | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  9. The Muppets can suck my balls. HARD.

    Comment by Rob Ashley White | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  10. This must be fake. I can’t suspend my disbelief long enough to buy into the BBC being able to spell your surname correctly.

    Comment by Khestra the Unbeheld | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  11. I am totally going to steal this joke.

    Comment by Tim | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  12. and how is your sore ass now?

    Comment by Lee | January 12, 2012 | Reply

  13. So what next ? A book based on a chapter of muppet astartes ? Actually I’m copywriting that idea. Miss Piggy squads are heavy weapons, Gonzo = assault,Fozzy = tactical & Meeker (The shrieking scientist) apothecary. Of course Kermit is chapter master.

    Comment by cjp180 | January 12, 2012 | Reply

    • I think you mean Beaker…..foolish mortal!

      Comment by Xhalax | January 12, 2012 | Reply

      • Sorry, I stand corrected (Must be my orthopedic shoes ha ha)

        Comment by Chris | January 13, 2012 | Reply

  14. Aaron W Dembski-Bowden is a MENACE and deserved to be locked away! Have you heard the atrocities he’s visited on women and children? The mayhem he has caused? The man is SCUM!

    Comment by DarKnight | January 13, 2012 | Reply

  15. you look like darth vader, the costume or whatever crap it is you are wearing (you can become his failed clone though)

    Comment by Kenzo Ortiz | January 14, 2012 | Reply

  16. That made me lol. Thank you good sir.

    Comment by Christopher Meyer | January 14, 2012 | Reply

  17. Tis a sad fact that I believed this for a second or too…oy vey. >_>

    Comment by Rainbow Dash | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  18. Oh man. Oh fucking man. This. This made my Sunday night even better.
    Especially this little gold nugget of a quote:
    “It was like something out of Gladiator, but with less gay tension.”

    Comment by Exterminatus | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  19. Sounds like that guy had that beat-down comming, Aaron. Did you get to make commissary before you were bonded out? I don’t know about the jails/prisons across the pond, but here in the U.S., there ain’t nothin’ like eating a Moon Pie behind bars!

    Comment by Ryan Parkinson | January 18, 2012 | Reply

  20. I’m still waiting for the follow up blog post. Still.

    Comment by The Spirit of Christmas | August 4, 2014 | Reply

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