Second Article – Loose Canon
I’ve just about caught up with the immense backlog of word count, emails and work chatter, so normal (and indeed, largely useless) blogging will return very soon.
Until then, here’s my second 40K GrimDark column, dealing with notions of loose canon.
Loose canon. Geddit? GEDDIT?
High-larious. Just click the link and begone, mortals.
Aaron Dembski-Bowden 
How can it be so High-larious when it’s so Low Brow?
*rimshot!*
I cannot believe you casually mocked Walrus Man, and confused his studly tusks as his junk.
Seconded on the Admiral Adama Dad wish, but I’d have stuck Qui-Gonn into the “I wish this guy was my math teacher” one. Liam’s role in _Taken_ makes a better, badder Dad.
Hah, when I look at that page the pic of Walrus Man was captioned with an ad for “Super Rugby 2011”. Kind of appropriate, since most of the rugby players I’ve known have had their testes dangling from their chins. Or at least I’m deducing this from the fact that they had dicks for heads.
“Liam’s role in _Taken_ makes a better, badder Dad.”
He’s just Jack Bauer! And you’d be kidnapped on a regular basis.
And if Adama was your dad, James Bamber would be your brother. I doubt Katie would mind, that though.
I’ve been to Paris before, no one kidnaps me. Guess I actually have to talk to Albanians to make that happen.
Well, at least this means theres a possibility the new grey knight novels wont be based on the, in my opinion anyway, horrible new grey knight fluff.
[…] “Do you have much freedom to play around with the established canon or does the Ordo Black Librarius keep a close eye on such things?” I never really get in any canon trouble. Also: https://aarondembskibowden.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/second-article-loose-canon/ […]