The Baseballs are Germans. I have no idea if this fact will make Katie fall in love with them instantly or let her throw up on her wedding dress during the dance. Out of curiosity, do they sing with a German accent?
Comment by Cantwriteproperenglish |
March 31, 2010
I’ve solved your dilemma, Aaron. You can both have your fancy “rock” music…and keep Katie distracted with something emotional AND classy!
Sometimes I wonder why “mutually assured destruction” was ever considered during the Cold War. Then I hear something like this and I can appreciate why the world needed the Stones, Hunter S. Thompson and the Hells Angels.
Rock N Roll: from Hank Williams to Napalm Death in 34 swift years.
Don’t ask about the W – let’s just forget it exists and forgive my parents for a bizarre choice of middle name. Y’know, I used to tell people it stood for Wolfgang, but no one ever believed me. I’m not a skilled liar.
I write a lot, and people pay me to do it. I argue a lot, but I do that for free. If you want to start paying me to argue, please apply within. My rates would be generous, and my cynical wrath without peer.
I have a cat, but I prefer dogs. Most of my clothes are black, but my favourite colour is orange. I was born in a really dark, grim patch of London, but I moved to the greenest parts of Northern Ireland. This last factoid arises from being in love with a beautiful Irish girl who foolishly agreed to marry me – and that it’s easier to write out here in the middle of nowhere with only fields, cats, and hot redheads for company.