A Political Prisoner
January 12, 2012 - Posted by Aaron Dembski-Bowden | Uncategorized | Arrested, Grey Knights, Muppets, Ranting
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Who? Why?
My name’s Aaron W Dembski-Bowden.
Don’t ask about the W – let’s just forget it exists and forgive my parents for a bizarre choice of middle name. Y’know, I used to tell people it stood for Wolfgang, but no one ever believed me. I’m not a skilled liar.
I write a lot, and people pay me to do it. I argue a lot, but I do that for free. If you want to start paying me to argue, please apply within. My rates would be generous, and my cynical wrath without peer.
I have a cat, but I prefer dogs. Most of my clothes are black, but my favourite colour is orange. I was born in a really dark, grim patch of London, but I moved to the greenest parts of Northern Ireland. This last factoid arises from being in love with a beautiful Irish girl who foolishly agreed to marry me – and that it’s really, really, really easy to write out here in the middle of nowhere, with only fields, cats and hot redheads for company.
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Love it good sir. As someone who trembles before the mighty Overlord. The Muppets are real master, and the saw is in the cake. just in case it’s required.
On another note have i got Urzas teaching blade practice to new initiates yet?
Signed random fan who harassed you at Gamesday.
Well, that’s made my day.
Thanks a bunch Aaron…..now I have to sit in the corner for half an hour to work out all the laughter when I’m supposed to be at work.
Plus….you were totally justified for beating the crap out of that idiot….of course the Muppets are real…I’d have done the same in that situation….only with less swearing and probably less fisticuffs.
However, now I shall you use as a threat against any that might oppose me!
Thanks ADB for brightening what was turning out to be a shit day – keep on fighting dude!
Actually lolled hard, got home from work and got myself a nice laugh, tx!
One word: Boss
Totally thought you got busted speeding again. Bloody Twitter links. However, no less believable than the other stories on the BBC news website.
Also, we both need to speak to Orange. Their safe surf thing is blocking your blog and they seem to think I’m some sort of child.
Weirdly enough, the vicar who spoke at my dad’s humanist funeral (no, I have no idea why either) was the guy who did Jim Hensons funeral, held in St Pauls Cathedral.
Apparently there was a muppet in each alcove, and they would give eulogies from books they held when songs had been sung and others had spoken.
And at the end?
Big Bird flew down from the ceiling singing “It’s Not Easy Being Green”.
Quite legendary.
The Muppets can suck my balls. HARD.
This must be fake. I can’t suspend my disbelief long enough to buy into the BBC being able to spell your surname correctly.
I am totally going to steal this joke.
and how is your sore ass now?
So what next ? A book based on a chapter of muppet astartes ? Actually I’m copywriting that idea. Miss Piggy squads are heavy weapons, Gonzo = assault,Fozzy = tactical & Meeker (The shrieking scientist) apothecary. Of course Kermit is chapter master.
I think you mean Beaker…..foolish mortal!
Sorry, I stand corrected (Must be my orthopedic shoes ha ha)
Aaron W Dembski-Bowden is a MENACE and deserved to be locked away! Have you heard the atrocities he’s visited on women and children? The mayhem he has caused? The man is SCUM!
you look like darth vader, the costume or whatever crap it is you are wearing (you can become his failed clone though)
That made me lol. Thank you good sir.
Tis a sad fact that I believed this for a second or too…oy vey. >_>
Oh man. Oh fucking man. This. This made my Sunday night even better.
Especially this little gold nugget of a quote:
“It was like something out of Gladiator, but with less gay tension.”
Sounds like that guy had that beat-down comming, Aaron. Did you get to make commissary before you were bonded out? I don’t know about the jails/prisons across the pond, but here in the U.S., there ain’t nothin’ like eating a Moon Pie behind bars!