2012 January 12 « Aaron Dembski-Bowden

A Political Prisoner

January 12, 2012 Posted by Aaron Dembski-Bowden | Uncategorized | Arrested, Grey Knights, Muppets | 21 Comments

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My name’s Aaron W Dembski-Bowden.

Don’t ask about the W – let’s just forget it exists and forgive my parents for a bizarre choice of middle name. Y’know, I used to tell people it stood for Wolfgang, but no one ever believed me. I’m not a skilled liar.

I write a lot, and people pay me to do it. I argue a lot, but I do that for free. If you want to start paying me to argue, please apply within. My rates would be generous, and my cynical wrath without peer.

I have a cat, but I prefer dogs. Most of my clothes are black, but my favourite colour is orange. I was born in a really dark, grim patch of London, but I moved to the greenest parts of Northern Ireland. This last factoid arises from being in love with a beautiful Irish girl who foolishly agreed to marry me – and that it’s really, really, really easy to write out here in the middle of nowhere, with only fields, cats and hot redheads for company.

Aaron Dembski-Bowden

Don't worry. None of this blood is mine.

A Political Prisoner

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